Nothing a Good Slap Can’t Solve
Life can be hard for your children, especially if they’re susceptible to being picked on. Obviously you can’t help giving birth to a kid who clearly won’t live up to the family name, but what you can do is teach them the necessary skills to protect themselves from the inevitable bullying that will encompass their entire childhood.
Here at Sampa we have spent decades leafing through archived footage and have finally found a video that teaches children the art of self-defense. Sit your kids down and force them to watch this. That, or you can always put them up for adoption.