Chain Smoking Child Lights Up

I know he’s from Indonesia, and we live in a world where we can’t judge because “they’re a different culture.”

Screw that. I’m judging.

A baby smoking a cigarette – isn’t that the definitive parent fail? What better way to teach your baby the dangers of smoking than to give a two-year-old two packs of cigarettes a day. They say little Ardi Rizal gets fussy if he doesn’t get his 20 cigarettes in by nap time. Maybe it’s just a phase?

By the time he’s four, he’ll either be hooked on heroin or be well on his way to breaking the world record for smoking the most cigarettes in a day (Stefan Sigmond sucked down 800 cigarettes in less than six minutes.)

Just look how natural he twirls the cigarette in his hand. His smoke rings are almost instinctual. And who the hell taught him the light-one-cigarette-with-the-light-end-of-the-other trick? It’s horrifying, yet hypnotically funny at the same time.