Seriously? A War Over Macaroni Salad
We’ve all been at block parties where someone’s putrid blob of macaroni salad sits in the sun for a good 15 hours. And no one says anything. Should someone say something? Should the Gestapo (aka the Homeowner’s Association) get involved if a taco salad isn’t up to par?
Read this utterly hilarious email chain about a [...]
13.11.2009 · Filled under: Phat Food · Tags: homeowner's associations, macaroni salad war, parenting, suburbs · No Comments »
Caught in the Act? 6 Things Never to Say
The candles are lit. The satin sheets are out. Ok, scratch that. You’re a parent. The candles burned out when the baby popped out.
You have 15 minutes to get busy. And then, Little Johnny (bless his heart) bursts through the door during an exceptionally primal scene. Johnny screams like he’s been shot. You both jump [...]