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		<title>7 Must-Dos When Preparing Your Kid for Kindergarten</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starting elementary school is an alarming, unrelenting descent into hell for many kids.  They go from the loving cocoon of parental affection to a place where breaking a crayon could get a bitch cut (probably with safety scissors, but still…) Your kid will be bulletproof at school, however, if he’s seen, heard and experienced it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parenting Fail of the Week:Kids MMA, Why Not?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[No biting. No eye-gouging. No elbows or blows to the head when the opponent is on the ground. These are the only rules to America's fastest growing children's sport - Kids Mixed Martial Arts. This rising activity teaches children important life lessons from leadership and self-defense to emergency first aid. And yet prissy PTA moms claim MMA is human cockfighting.]]></description>
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		<title>Parenting Fail of the Week: What Is This Costume Even Supposed To Be (Other Than Skanky)?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations Mrs. and Mr. Cyrus. You have succeeded in parenting not one, but two of the nation’s sluttiest celebrity children. Sure, ol’ Miley left some grandiose slut-tastic shoes to fill, but nine-year-old Noah Cyrus can now claim title of Most Promiscuously Dressed Quasi-Famous Child Star At A Public Event. This little number was introduced at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parenting Fail of the Week: Beer Bong Boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sampa Mom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, beach-going: the waves, the sand, the bikini-clad bombshells, the guys with washboard abs, the little kids doing beer bong hits. Yes, you heard me right. But you know what, this is just a natural progression for young moms and dads who never kicked their college drinking habits. Don&#8217;t judge them. They&#8217;re keeping their son [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Cereal Choice Says About Your Parenting Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sampa Mom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A recent report says the worst cereals for kids are the ones most heavily marketed. That&#8217;s just more nonsense from the parent puss club. Seriously, what does &#8216;worst&#8217; really mean? These cereals give kids enough energy to dash to the bus stop, but are scientifically formulated to help crash their energy when they&#8217;re in the [...]]]></description>
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