Life can be hard for your children, especially if they’re susceptible to being picked on. Obviously you can’t help giving birth to a kid who clearly won’t live up to the family name, but what you can do is teach them the necessary skills to protect themselves from the inevitable bullying that will encompass their [...]
A little parenting advice from the mother of a bad ass Sampa kid: You don’t want to be the mom of a sniffling, can’t-stand-up-for-himself toddler. First – it’s heartbreaking to watch your kid come home with LOSER post-its on his back and tears in his eyes. Second, if he has a packed social calendar, it [...]
What kind of witticisms would a brilliant, funny, gorgeous woman like myself come up with? And so the Great Sampa Family Sleep Talking Experiment (GSFSTE) began.
The candles are lit. The satin sheets are out. Ok, scratch that. You’re a parent. The candles burned out when the baby popped out. You have 15 minutes to get busy. And then, Little Johnny (bless his heart) bursts through the door during an exceptionally primal scene. Johnny screams like he’s been shot. You both [...]