5 WTF Were They Thinking Toys No. 1 – Hang Ten Mini Hammock
Blare the trumpets. Sound the cow bells. Crank up the synthesizer! We are down to the king of all the WTF toys in our series. If you’re wondering why I’m so amped, I’ve been listening to the ‘final countdown’ while chugging down some Costco-sized portions of red bull. I highly recommend you play the video [...]
5 WTF Were They Thinking Toys No. 3 – Easy Bake Oven
Here we are, at the hump of the WTF Were They Thinking toy series. And who doesn’t love humps? I know I do, especially Fergie’s humps. If you didn’t get the chance to read up on the Cabbage Patch doll that thinks it’s at an all-you-can-eat hair buffet or the wonderful how-can-I-not confuse-this-for-a-weapon clacker toy, [...]
5 WTF Were They Thinking Toys No. 4 – Clackers
I hope you had the chance to grab your Snack Time Cabbage Patch Doll over the weekend so your kids could enj… oh wait, crap, those things will kill your child. I almost forgot the point of the WTF Were They Thinking Series series: to point out the absolutely worst toys ever made ever The [...]
5 WTF Were They Thinking Toys No. 5 – The Cabbage Patch Doll
Ah… childhood memories. Back in the day, you’d enjoy things like playing Candyland in your friend’s basement, sharing Otter Pops on a hot summer day or even enjoying your small Totino’s pizza while watching The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Everything was fun and care-free. Toys you had would come to life as you’d use your [...]