Seriously? A War Over Macaroni Salad

We’ve all been at block parties where someone’s putrid blob of macaroni salad sits in the sun for a good 15 hours. And no one says anything. Should someone say something? Should the Gestapo (aka the Homeowner’s Association) get involved if a taco salad isn’t up to par?

Read this utterly hilarious email chain about a “serious macaroni salad situation,” that involved a shrill b*tch, a salad slinging and some guy named Rob who was  ostracized from the community for making a bad side dish or two.

And Rob, we’ve been there.  Cooking for the block party, staying up late worrying about your deviled eggs and baked beans.  Only to have some a-hole gripe about how you didn’t use enough mayo. Or how it might give her stupid kids food poisoning. Or how she hates ketchup. Reason #501 why I hate Homeowner’s Associations.