Parenting Fail of the Week: What Is This Costume Even Supposed To Be (Other Than Skanky)?
Congratulations Mrs. and Mr. Cyrus. You have succeeded in parenting not one, but two of the nation’s sluttiest celebrity children. Sure, ol’ Miley left some grandiose slut-tastic shoes to fill, but nine-year-old Noah Cyrus can now claim title of Most Promiscuously Dressed Quasi-Famous Child Star At A Public Event.
This little number was introduced at the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation’s 16th Annual Dream Halloween party, complete with red carpet, photo opportunities for the illustrious guests, and the youngest of the Cyrus brood adorned as… what? Either she forgot to put on the rest of her accessories (such as her pants) or Papa Billy is wholeheartedly encouraging this display, perhaps even going as far as to drive her to the store that sells patent pleather knee-high boots in size two.
Because she is nine.
And therefore will not be able to drive herself for seven more years.