Parenting Fail of the Week: Beer Bong Boy
Ah, beach-going: the waves, the sand, the bikini-clad bombshells, the guys with washboard abs, the little kids doing beer bong hits.
Yes, you heard me right. But you know what, this is just a natural progression for young moms and dads who never kicked their college drinking habits.
Don’t judge them. They’re keeping their son hydrated in the summer heat and raising him the only way they know how. With all those dudes and dudettes yelling “Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug…“, Little Billy is sure to grow up to be the campus legend… of his elementary school.
Billy’s Next Stop: Smoking reefer with the head cheerleader of his high school in a Jack in the Box parking lot.