Another Thing Kids Should Never Touch- Money
There is a crazy amount of germs on money. Keep you’re children away from all the harmful contaminants
10 Totally Horrible Baby Names Not to Give Your Child
Unless you live under a rock, you know someone with a unique, scary, or just downright funny name. Hell, maybe you are that person. I’m not talking about the slap on the knee, “isn’t that clever” names like Justin Case, Junior Smith, Jr., or some villain spin off from a James Bond movie. I’m talking [...]
Jennifer Petkov Sucks – Do Something About It
At some point, all of us have been subject to torment from a-hole neighbors: they let their dog poop freely all over your lawn. They look the other way when their a-hole kid tee-pees your house. Or worse, they join them in the prank. They call the police on your for everything. Rowdy scramble game? [...]
Child-Proof your iPhone 4 with Woogie
Replace your cyber sorrows with a Woogie – the six-armed plush iPhone case. Feed into your children’s incurable need for instant gratification as they thrash this plush squid into the ground during another heart-thumping round of Fruit Ninja.
5 WTF Were They Thinking Toys No. 1 – Hang Ten Mini Hammock
Blare the trumpets. Sound the cow bells. Crank up the synthesizer! We are down to the king of all the WTF toys in our series. If you’re wondering why I’m so amped, I’ve been listening to the ‘final countdown’ while chugging down some Costco-sized portions of red bull. I highly recommend you play the video [...]
5 WTF Were They Thinking Toys No. 2 – JARTS
It’s that time again and we’re closing in on the last two WTF toys in our WTF Were They Thinking Toy series. I almost get teary-eyed thinking about how far we’ve come. Let’s see. There was the Cabbage Patch Doll with the mastication issues, the Clacker toy with sadist tendencies, and the closet pyromaniac aka [...]
Keeping your Kid Behaved: Alternatives to Child Leashes
In a society where parenting advice doesn’t permit the use of the word “no” with kids, child leashes seem like a pretty sweet way to wrangle a kid.
Parents get away with this practice by writing it off as protection from tripping over shoelaces, speeding cars, gum stuck to the sidewalk, and other nasty stuff. It’s OCD in a ripe form, but it certainly does the trick.
However tempting it may be to simply leash and contain, harnessing your child is like using table salt: it’s the most over-used and boring solution. It’s time to get creative and check out the rest of the spice cabinet.
5 WTF Were They Thinking Toys No. 3 – Easy Bake Oven
Here we are, at the hump of the WTF Were They Thinking toy series. And who doesn’t love humps? I know I do, especially Fergie’s humps. If you didn’t get the chance to read up on the Cabbage Patch doll that thinks it’s at an all-you-can-eat hair buffet or the wonderful how-can-I-not confuse-this-for-a-weapon clacker toy, [...]
5 WTF Were They Thinking Toys No. 4 – Clackers
I hope you had the chance to grab your Snack Time Cabbage Patch Doll over the weekend so your kids could enj… oh wait, crap, those things will kill your child. I almost forgot the point of the WTF Were They Thinking Series series: to point out the absolutely worst toys ever made ever The [...]
Nothing a Good Slap Can’t Solve
Life can be hard for your children, especially if they’re susceptible to being picked on. Obviously you can’t help giving birth to a kid who clearly won’t live up to the family name, but what you can do is teach them the necessary skills to protect themselves from the inevitable bullying that will encompass their [...]