Have You Been Naughty this Mother’s Day?

Flowers and chocolates for Mother’s Day? Perhaps a nice psalm on a card with water-colored lilies and a parasol?

Not for this mom.

After Fox News reported on “family groups” wanting to limit pervasive naughty greeting cards, it has reaffirmed my mission to find the dirtiest, riskiest, most deliciously titilating Mother’s Day cards around.

Which actually falls to Mr. Sampa, because what kind of a mom buys cards for herself? No mom. Mr. Sampa – get shopping!

My Favorite Dirty Mother’s Day Cards to Date

Mother’s Day 2007 Mr. Sampa started out slow and steady, with much persuasion from me.

Mother’s Day 2008 Much better. You can only imagine what kind of day this card led to. Sampa Jr. – go to Grandma’s house!

Mother’s Day 2009 Now that Sampa Jr. is getting older, he can help with the shopping and the selection.

Do you have your own “non-traditional” Mother’s Day routine? Let me know I’m not the only one who wants a little mommy fun on her national holiday!

Comment below!