Infantino Baby Slings Suck! A Recall Rant

Dear Infantino Baby Slings ,

You know babies – those delicate, tiny, just-out-of-the-womb creatures that do nothing but sleep, poop, and coo? Turns out they’re pretty delicate.  So, you might want to – I don’t know – test your stupid baby slings a million and one times before distributing them to Target, Wal-Mart, and Burlington Coat Factory.

I’m really, really tired of recalls.  A family wagon with a faulty accelerator could kill someone.  A bag of spinach is crawling with ecoli.  Now Infantino baby slings are suffocating infants. What’s next — a baby sling that catapults your kid into the air?

“Just because a baby product appears in mainstream stories like Target, Wal-Mart, and Blurlington Coat Factory, doesn’t mean it’s been safety-tested.” (See Source)

Come again?

You can’t blame the parents for not using the sling properly. I guess everyone should just ignore your advertisement with this happy mom holding her sleeping baby in a sling. Look – no hands!

In short, you make me want to spew vomit all over my desk.

Sincerely,

Sampa Mom