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		<title>How to Avoid an H1N1 Holiday Season</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This just in: Santa has Swine Flu. Is this really a surprise? He’s at least 70 years old, germ-ridden kids sit on his lap all day long, and he lives in -40 temperatures.   If anyone needs an H1N1 vaccine, it’s Santa. And you. Yes you. If you don’t want to spend the holiday season curled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parenting Fail: That&#8217;s Not a Kid-Friendly Doll</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A picture is worth a thousand words and it&#8217;s even nicer when the words you&#8217;re looking for to describe it are photoshopped right in for you. EBaum&#8217;s World posted this beauty of a parent fail. At least the kid isn&#8217;t old enough to know what he&#8217;s um, handling.

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		<title>Parenting Fail of the Week:Kids MMA, Why Not?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No biting. No eye-gouging. No elbows or blows to the head when the opponent is on the ground. These are the only rules to America's fastest growing children's sport - Kids Mixed Martial Arts. This rising activity teaches children important life lessons from leadership and self-defense to emergency first aid. And yet prissy PTA moms claim MMA is human cockfighting.]]></description>
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		<title>Seriously? A War Over Macaroni Salad</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all been at block parties where someone&#8217;s putrid blob of macaroni salad sits in the sun for a good 15 hours. And no one says anything. Should someone say something? Should the Gestapo (aka the Homeowner&#8217;s Association) get involved if a taco salad isn&#8217;t up to par?
Read this utterly hilarious email chain about a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Worst Free Family Websites We&#8217;ve Ever Seen, Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.sampa.com/killer-toys/the-worst-free-family-websites-weve-ever-seen-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So you want to create a free family website that a) is easy-to-use and b) makes your kids look smarter, prettier, and better adjusted than your neighbor&#8217;s snot-nosed preschooler who can&#8217;t even tie his own shoes. That&#8217;s what family blogs are all about right? Showing off your kids and their talents? But a free family [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Mother&#8217;s Guide to Surviving the Fall Sports Season</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s cold, it&#8217;s long and it&#8217;s boring. Watching kids runs around a field in the rain, gray, cold has to be one of the most painful experiences of parenthood both physically and mentally.
Physically sitting on those hard benches, both cold, hard metal and wood, feeling your core body temperature dip from being outside, and feet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rootin&#8217; Tootin&#8217; Toddler Shootin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kid's Guns]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What's more awesome? Learning how to blow away bad guys at the age of two, or sporting the skinhead with denim shorts look just like Daddy. Looks like little Johnny has the best of both worlds. It's too bad he's not old enough to remember it yet.]]></description>
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		<title>Parenting Fail of the Week: What Is This Costume Even Supposed To Be (Other Than Skanky)?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations Mrs. and Mr. Cyrus. You have succeeded in parenting not one, but two of the nation’s sluttiest celebrity children. Sure, ol’ Miley left some grandiose slut-tastic shoes to fill, but nine-year-old Noah Cyrus can now claim title of Most Promiscuously Dressed Quasi-Famous Child Star At A Public Event.

This little number was introduced at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Soccer Mom&#8217;s Guide to Fighting like a Hockey Mom</title>
		<link>http://www.sampa.com/mommy-deerest/the-soccer-moms-guide-to-fighting-like-a-hockey-mom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sampa.com/mommy-deerest/the-soccer-moms-guide-to-fighting-like-a-hockey-mom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah soccer moms, the gentle moms of the sporting moms world. Clad in velour or terry cloth jogging suits a visor or hat, manicures and sensible shoes, they dot the sidelines of  any soccer game, having arrived in an SUV of course. But what happens when things get ugly on the sidelines? Nevermind what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caught in the Act? 6 Things Never to Say</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The candles are lit. The satin sheets are out. Ok, scratch that. You’re a parent. The candles burned out when the baby popped out.
You have 15 minutes to get busy. And then, Little Johnny (bless his heart) bursts through the door during an exceptionally primal scene. Johnny screams like he’s been shot. You both jump [...]]]></description>
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