Taco Bell + Doritos = Best/Worst Taco Ever
The creators of the fourth meal just made your drunken teenage fantasy come alive. Taco Bell and Doritos have combined forces to create the first nacho cheese taco shell made entirely from Doritos chips.
Make Your Kid the Next Face of Childhood Obesity!
Pull out the red hair dye and pencil on some freckles because your daughter could be the next Little Debbie! She’s always said she wants to be associated with constipated tummy aches and early onset childhood diabetes for the rest of her life – right?
Make a Badass Lunch for Trading
Lunchroom trading lays the ground for every deal your kid is ever going to make. If you play your cards right, you will reap the benefits in the long run. Because whether their fortune is made in drugs deals or on the stock market, your kids won’t forget who got them in the game in [...]
Seriously? A War Over Macaroni Salad
We’ve all been at block parties where someone’s putrid blob of macaroni salad sits in the sun for a good 15 hours. And no one says anything. Should someone say something? Should the Gestapo (aka the Homeowner’s Association) get involved if a taco salad isn’t up to par? Read this utterly hilarious email chain about [...]
What Cereal Choice Says About Your Parenting Style
A recent report says the worst cereals for kids are the ones most heavily marketed. That’s just more nonsense from the parent puss club. Seriously, what does ‘worst’ really mean? These cereals give kids enough energy to dash to the bus stop, but are scientifically formulated to help crash their energy when they’re in the [...]