Parent Fail: Couple Gives Kids Tattoos
Mommy, I want a tattoo of Dora the Explorer We get the appeal of ink. Really…. when you’re nineteen and want to make one last statement of rebellion there’s no better way to do that than by getting a tramp stamp. And the first sign of a young mom is a tattoo of her kids’ [...]
Parenting Fail: Was That Baby Oil or Sun Screen?
We know January 1 doesn’t evoke the thoughts of beaches and blazing sun in most people, but pay attention! Make it your #1 New Year resolution that you will not forget to bring the 30 block on that mid-winter tropical vacation you’re planning. Remember that tiny tots don’t need to show off their midriff with [...]
Parenting Fail: That’s Not a Kid-Friendly Doll
A picture is worth a thousand words and it’s even nicer when the words you’re looking for to describe it are photoshopped right in for you. EBaum’s World posted this beauty of a parent fail. At least the kid isn’t old enough to know what he’s um, handling.
Parenting Fail of the Week:Kids MMA, Why Not?
No biting. No eye-gouging. No elbows or blows to the head when the opponent is on the ground. These are the only rules to America’s fastest growing children’s sport – Kids Mixed Martial Arts. This rising activity teaches children important life lessons from leadership and self-defense to emergency first aid. And yet prissy PTA moms claim MMA is human cockfighting.
Parenting Fail of the Week: What Is This Costume Even Supposed To Be (Other Than Skanky)?
Congratulations Mrs. and Mr. Cyrus. You have succeeded in parenting not one, but two of the nation’s sluttiest celebrity children. Sure, ol’ Miley left some grandiose slut-tastic shoes to fill, but nine-year-old Noah Cyrus can now claim title of Most Promiscuously Dressed Quasi-Famous Child Star At A Public Event. This little number was introduced at [...]
Parenting Fail of the Week: Beer Bong Boy
Ah, beach-going: the waves, the sand, the bikini-clad bombshells, the guys with washboard abs, the little kids doing beer bong hits. Yes, you heard me right. But you know what, this is just a natural progression for young moms and dads who never kicked their college drinking habits. Don’t judge them. They’re keeping their son [...]