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		<title>What Happens if Your Child Swallows Your Wedding Ring?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all know young infants feel the world with their mouth, and every now and then something they shouldn&#8217;t swallow gets in their tiny little belly. Based on research by the Parenting and Child Health website, this kind of thing happens all the time &#8211; and it&#8217;s normally not that big of a deal.
Your first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parent Fail: Couple Gives Kids Tattoos</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sampa Mom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mommy, I want a tattoo of Dora the Explorer
We get the appeal of ink. Really&#8230;. when you&#8217;re nineteen and want to make one last statement of rebellion there&#8217;s no better way to do that than by getting a tramp stamp.  And the first sign of a young mom is a tattoo of her kids&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parenting Fail: Was That Baby Oil or Sun Screen?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sampa Mom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We know January 1 doesn&#8217;t evoke the thoughts of beaches and blazing sun in most people, but pay attention! Make it your #1 New Year resolution that you will not forget to bring the 30 block on that mid-winter tropical vacation you&#8217;re planning. Remember that tiny tots don&#8217;t need to show off their midriff with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parenting Fail: That&#8217;s Not a Kid-Friendly Doll</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sampa Mom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A picture is worth a thousand words and it&#8217;s even nicer when the words you&#8217;re looking for to describe it are photoshopped right in for you. EBaum&#8217;s World posted this beauty of a parent fail. At least the kid isn&#8217;t old enough to know what he&#8217;s um, handling.

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		<title>Parenting Fail of the Week:Kids MMA, Why Not?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sampa Mom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No biting. No eye-gouging. No elbows or blows to the head when the opponent is on the ground. These are the only rules to America's fastest growing children's sport - Kids Mixed Martial Arts. This rising activity teaches children important life lessons from leadership and self-defense to emergency first aid. And yet prissy PTA moms claim MMA is human cockfighting.]]></description>
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		<title>Parenting Fail of the Week: What Is This Costume Even Supposed To Be (Other Than Skanky)?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sampa Mom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations Mrs. and Mr. Cyrus. You have succeeded in parenting not one, but two of the nation’s sluttiest celebrity children. Sure, ol’ Miley left some grandiose slut-tastic shoes to fill, but nine-year-old Noah Cyrus can now claim title of Most Promiscuously Dressed Quasi-Famous Child Star At A Public Event.

This little number was introduced at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parenting Fail of the Week: Beer Bong Boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sampa Mom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, beach-going: the waves, the sand, the bikini-clad bombshells, the guys with washboard abs, the little kids doing beer bong hits.

Yes, you heard me right. But you know what, this is just a natural progression for young moms and dads who never kicked their college drinking habits.
Don&#8217;t judge them. They&#8217;re keeping their son hydrated in [...]]]></description>
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